Picture a glass cathode ray tube: snowy. Watch the camera pan back. See a giant piece of living room furniture with a teeny tiny CRT in it. See that television change shape, rotating through many different models, as the focal point rests on the screen itself, still snowy. The screen gets bigger, the case gets smaller, the screen gets wider, with 16:9 ratio, 24 inches, 30 inches, 60 inches, 108 inch LCD flat panel television.
Everything clears for a second, then images whiz at blurspeed across the screen, dinosaurs to space shuttles.
And then you see a woman, looking mischievous, on the edge of the screen, standing next to and leaning against it. She twitches her nose. The LCD display disappears. All that is left is a sea of white.
She giggles and snaps her fingers and disappears. You hear off screen, “Samantha!!”
(Some of you will know this “Samantha.” The rest of you, look it up!)
COMING SOON: Live without TV. For a happier world. For a happier you.